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Punning around with Tom Swifties

Tom Swifties are puns that turn adverbs into punchlines.

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The lights are on, but no one’s home. If his brain was dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow his[…]

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I don’t know why, but I just can’t seem to get any writing done today.

Have I missed a bum-wiping revolution? I’m a regular 3-ply guy and have never given the article involved much thought,[…]

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