humor - Geoff Palmer - Award-Winning Author

Famous Last Words

Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.Karl Marx, philosopher. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.Humphrey[…]

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Tom Swifties are puns that turn adverbs into punchlines.

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The lights are on, but no one’s home. If his brain was dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow his[…]

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Why comedian Joe Lycett changed his name to Hugo Boss – and some of the hilarious fallout.

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Here’s a blast from the past to brighten your day …

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My late mother thought Gladly was rather a nice name for a bear, but as a child she could never[…]

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1. Money can’t by happiness, but it can make misery a lot more comfortable. 2, Forgive your enemies, but remember[…]

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Some years ago, a German friend – who speaks very good English – was visiting New Zealand and boarded a[…]

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A Christmas Carol: You will become better acquainted with a coworker. Frankenstein: A friend is a present you give yourself.[…]

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As Abraham Lincoln once said, “The problem with the internet is that you can’t always rely on it’s accuracy.” The[…]

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